I'd rather be at Disneyland.

haveyouseenmyvirginity:

can we talk about the fact that the top 5 singles in itunes right now are all by women and the 3rd is a collaboration between 3 women.

can we talk about that


lipstickandligature:

thephotogfeminist:

"Losing your virginity" will henceforth be called "your sexual debut".

Because you’re not fucking losing anything.

YES. 

pretty sure Laci Green came up with this, not you.


warpsbyherself:

gallouvich:

justemoiici:

clannyphantom:

icarly-official:

backdoorteenmom:

Don’t be surprised when they bring a gun to school

that’s not even complicated you literally add 26 and 19 then simplify 2025 over 45 to be 45/1 then multiply 24 and 45 making it 1080 then add 1080 and 47 and unlock the iPad with the passcode 1-1-2-7 god bless

looks like we found ourselves a nerd

looks like we found someone capable of basic math

how is that basic math

this is basic math

it’s PEMDAS. you learn it in like 4th grade



sassy-hook:

pleasant-trees:

aprilsvigil:

manticoreimaginary:

Watching this (and fearing broken ankles with each loop) I can’t helping thinking about that old quote Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, except backwards and in high heels.

But no, if you watch closely you’ll see she doesn’t even step on the last chair. That means she had to trust that fucker to lift her gently to the ground while he was spinning down onto that chair. That takes major guts. I’d be pissing myself and fearing a broken neck if I were in her place. Kudos to her. 

I can’t stop watching this. 


neoliberalismkills:

wilclcat:

victor-f-baby:

ectobiolosassy:

crazieecatladyy:

how to get the d

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i think i don’t want it anymore

as a math person i will give the D to any girl that can solve this. 

as a girl ‘math person’ i will tell you that you can’t solve this as there are no x or y values as it is only a formula and not a question plus we wouldn’t want the d from you anyway

I’ve never seen someone so efficiently shut down in my entire fucking life


nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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I wasted so much time hating myself for the stupid mistakes that I made, but, the truth is, is that without all of those, I never would’ve dreamed this to be my future. I was the only one standing in the way of myself. You can’t change your past. But you can let go and start your future.


Why can’t you be happy for me and then go home and talk about me behind my back like a normal person?


sytycdfeelz:

sytycdcritique:

SYTYCD Awards - Favorite Ballroom Routine 3rd Place: “Cool Cat In Town

I can’t not reblog this. I HAVE A PROBLEM.


quinnfabrai:

Faberry Week Day 4 - Nerd Quinn and Cheerio Rachel


liftedandgiftedd:

cooasswhiteboiii47:

thekingofhorror:

robemmy:

Hypocrisy

So fucking powerful.

can’t get over this

every fucking time..

This is great and all, and I totally agree that a bunch of people are hypocrites when it comes to this issue, but I don’t donate to the people with signs simply because I have no clue if I can trust them to actually give all of the money to the poor. I prefer to give my money directly to a homeless person on the street, and so might some of these people. Not everyone is a bad person.


yehetpng:

you are made of the stars that line your smile
i am just an astronomer that was graced to see it


you had such a thirst for knowledge; and now school has ruined that.
—something that someone said to me recently and I think about it a lot. (via writerings)

lotsofsnakes:

thankyouma-am:

Fun fact, not a yawn, popping it’s jaw back together after eating

this is indeed a yawn as he did not eat prior to this gif, as i am his owner



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